As I sit on my living couch on this slightly overcast friday I think to myself, where's Taylor Llewellyn? Not living with my other half has really taken a toll on my mental and physical health! Who will I have hour conversations with before falling asleep each night? (Topics of which can not be included) Who will be on there phone until 2 am waking me up with her iphone's glowing light/ obnoxious ring tones? Who will hang Bonnie and Woobie from inappropriate places on the wall and ceiling? Who will share the "poop log" with casual visitors? Who will walk into the room 24 hours later with a fat lip given to her by a Hennessy bottle? Who will make fun of my dancingqueen1125 middle school screen name? Who will stroll home at 4 am to check and see if Red Sun in open for business? Who will remember where I last parked my car (3 hours ago)? Who will kill large ass insects on with your hairbrush and just leave them there? (Oh wait that was me) Who will drink all my pickle juice (and eat all my pickles?) Who will eat queso splashed with (sabe's) orange vodka with me...on the floor? Who will brush there teeth as fast as they can because our toothpaste taste like fish mixed with dog food? Who will wipe there ass with paper towels because we haven't had towel paper in weeks? Who will constantly rip my towel off me every time I make my way to the shower? Who will call me at ungodly hours to tell me Sabe shit her bed, but come to find out it was melted chocolate? What 15 girls will pile themselves into a single bathroom stall? Who will dress like a goth and run around the apartments with me? Who will dress like a dirty mexican when its taco night at the house? Who will fill up plastic bags of water and throw them into the boys apartments (or should I say a bucket of water filled with blue glitter)? Who will teach me how to create meth? Who will let me stick a paintbrush up her ass? Who will actually look at my ass? Who will accept my rosacea as apart of me? Who will sleep with me the entire night even though she has her own bed about 6 steps away? Who will sit on me and pluck my invisible unibrow? Who will say "goodnight and I love you" every night before I fall asleep? Who will hot box her bed and make me smell it? Who will leave throw up on my pillow? Who will name it furby? Who will rap me in duck tap and roll me around the OX floor? Who will smoke hookah with me on the roof? Who will drive all the way to Winston Salem to drop off a late library book? Who will walk into the room and look for dog shit on her shoes? Who will go to goat farms with me (for extra credit for a class)? fourteen/sixteens? (enough said) Who spontaneously burst into interpretive dance with me? And most importantly, who will "keep me young"?!
I'm really gonna miss you this semester (if you couldn't tell)
Just to name a few.....
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